I really relate to Geralt of Rivia, because I too believe that the first step to solving any problem is a softly monotone but passionately felt “fuck.”
Woman: wearing foundation, powder, blush, bronzer, highlight, false lashes, mascara, nude lipstick, brow powder eyeshadow
Man: she doesn’t have red lipstick on so that means no makeup
like 3 of them are wearing very visible winged eyeliner i’m screaming
Anonymous asked:
Top ten worst anime tiddies
doubleca5t answered:
just off the top of my head
That’s....that’s not how breasts work.
That last bitch about to knock herself out
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
[Spoiler: he learned women don’t actually ‘look like that’ and tried to force her to ‘take care of herself’ again, while she realized she was wasting so. much. time. and is now living her best hairy, unplucked, unmoisturized, unblow-dried and unlipsticked life. Truly a blessèd day.]
For once the you won’t believe what happened next line was actually correct. Kinda nice to see people willing to learn and grow.
Reblog if your only reason to shave is to also feel like a dolphin
I lkke how he’s open about having a preference but also that he should be unlearning the standards that contribute to that preference.
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